I think zombies are dying out. Vampires are going vegan. Werewolves have become an endangered species (especially in Colorado). It may be that elves, dwarves and orcs are out there somewhere, but I’ve only seen them in movie theaters. Faeries, yes. They’re definitely around. I’ll show you sometime. But they’re not in this book. You couldn’t guess what’s in this book because you’ve never seen or heard of it before.